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Where did you get that hat...where did you get that hat? KOSHER KATZ
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Rose and the gangHere is a recent photo of Rose with her family - Click to enlarge (if you can bear it!).  To share your Kosher Kat with the rest of SLLS - mail a photo to Philip   Meanwhile, click here to see our Katz performing just for you...

Gremlin & Mirry - Prime Kosher Katz from South LondonA very warm welcome to Gremlin and Mirry - two fine Kosher Katz from Wimbledon in South London.  They are pictured here posing for their mum's new digital camera...and Rose says, "I wish someone would show my dad how to use his digital camera, his photos are rubbish!!"

Rose deciding she would prefer to dine indoorsRose with her new friend duck.Guest Katz welcome!!  Are you proud of your Kat?  Would you like to show her off to the 1000's (allegedly) who admire Kosher Katz every week?  If the answer is 'yes' mail a jpeg to  Philip 

 

Poppy the pouncerThe young lady on the left thinks she's very cute.  Her name is Poppy.  Rose is quite impressed.....

 

 

Beautiful Guapitameanwhile..sleepy Guapita on the left says, wakey wakey...where's my breakfast?

 

 

Cute little Anna, the proud owner of Corinne!

A warm welcome to a cute new arrival on the left called Anna.  Anna is Corinne's new owner.  Anna has told Rose that Corinne's doing well so far, but still has a little way to go and she's working on the situation...Good luck Anna!

 

Nina the friendly fox- a foxey pal of Gypsy Raphaela Gypsy Raphaela relaxing after a day chasing miceA very Katty welcome to a friendly fox called Nina who inhabits woodland in Crystal Palace.  She is an old pal of Gypsy Raphaela (on right)..and Rose says, "G.R has some ' very foxy ' friends...."

Warm greetings to a delightful team of Kosher Katz who have recently flown in from the land of Oz. They like to play both 'Home and Away' as the photos below demonstrate!

This young lady's name is Ruby - a dedicated mouser who claims to be able to take on the English cricket team single pawed...bring it on says Rose!

Hello Hyacinth...Rose wants to know if you are related to Hyacinth Bouquet....

Garfield, a very 'Neighbourly' Kosher Kat....haven't we met before in a cartoon?

Ginger & Spotty are the latest demon bowlers in the Oz cricket team. Rose says Thomo and Lilly were better..but what does she know..she's only a Kat!

Welcome to Oscar - the odd Kosher Kat out (he's a dog!). Oscar is the Kiwi cousin to the fine looking K.Ks on his left.

Ted, Chloe and Lilibet want you to double click them to enlarge!_.....meanwhile the ferocious Aussie trio on the left (left to right: Ted, Chloe and Lilibet) are staking their claim to be good 'Neighbours' of SLLS...and Rose says, "What's going on?.....the only ferocious Aussie trio I can think of are Thomo, Lilly & Marsh"

Sigge - all the way from Sweden-he promises to be nice to katz in futureJenny - Sigge's girlfriendPlus a very warm welcome to two guest dogs all the way from Sweden - Sigge and his girlfriend Jenny

Atahuallpa the pussy KatPlentiful supply of tame guinea pigs on hand, no need to catch mice then Atahuallpa's mate PizarroThe Miaowser on far left is called Atahuallpa and is an Inca kat from Machu Picchu.  His ginger and white pal on the right is called Pizarro.  They had their differences in the past but get on ok nowadays. Though not strictly Kosher, they are handsome creatures that live at high altitude - which makes catching mice a bit fraught - just as well there is a plentiful supply of tame guinea pigs on hand (see right) to get there incisors into (yum!!). I kid you not says Rose

GUEST CATS WELCOME

Rose in a box

If for some deluded reason you believe you are the owner of the best kosher kat in the World and that my beautiful Rosie is a just mangey moggy that squats in my house, mail me a pic (jpgs only please). I'll put it on the site and you'll soon see who's top kat. Write to: Philip

Pics of other pets (dogs, rabbits, spiders etc) are also welcome as long as they are Jewish and serious rivals to Rose's crown.

Here is a photo of the finest Kosher Kat in the World. Her name is Rose and she is Philip's owner. She loves hearing from her admirers, so if you have something Katty to say do drop a line to: Rose

Miaow!!

SimbaYoung Simba, left, is from our kinderkatzen dept.  How cute they are when they are young, but then they grow up, leave home, never visit, ask for money...and Rose says, "Typical!"

 

 

Mac the KatThis young fella is called Mac and he's Rose's Katz-in-Law. He is also the oldest Kat in the World (probably).  He's 22 years young and still catches a mouse a day...and Rose says, "When I grow up I want to be big, strong and silent just like my Kat-in-law Mac!"

Tiggy - a posh katLeft is Tiggy, an honorary Kosher Kat from a smart part of South London where even the pigeons have been to Public School...and Rose says, "Allo Tiggs me old mate, 'opes you understands me lingo"

 

Smudge in reflective moodThis handsome creature has the following moniker: 'Smudge Napoleon Rambo Biggles Spottisfoot'...and Rose says, "Were you in the Royal Flying Corps? Give my regards to the Red Baron."

Homer (where's Lisa?)Kosher Katz proudly introduces Homer to the site.  Your webmaster recently met Homer 'in the fur' and was most impressed with his demeanour, dignity and all round strokeability...and Rose says, "Homer's not as strokeable as me..."

 

'Allo, 'Allo, 'Allo, what's going on 'ere then?Tickle my tum pleaseKosher Katz presents two guests from parts unknown:- Tilly (the Somali) and Coco (the Burmese).  These  handsome furriends seem to know each other rather too well...and Rose says, "There's too much of that stuff going on these days"

Rose - the finest kat in the WestPresenting a very sleepy Rose

 

What's for dinner?Kosher Katz extends felixitations to Bella.  Bella's proud owner informs me she is sweet, gentle, begs for food and might even have been a dog in a previous non Kosher Kat life. ....and Rose says, "Begging for food is not clever.  It is simply a wake up call to start serving decent grub. I've trained Philip to cook properly.  Good luck with your efforts Bella!"

 

Ossie leibensA Warm welcome to a Reform guest from North London by the name of Ossie.  His interest in local wildlife often gets him into trouble.   He enjoys a particularly fraught relationship with a local mutt called Bonzo...and Rose says," Cheer up Bonzo ............that's better!"

 

Russet & Pippin - two fine apples"Dear Editor - I am the owner of the two fine gingers, once entire toms, named Russet and Pippin (good Hebrew names, I'm sure you'll agree) and I unblushingly state they are the best katz in the world.   They also enjoy surfing the net.."  ...and Rose says, "A likely story..."  Postscript - Feb 2007, Russet and Pippin are no longer with us.  Condolences to Corinne

 

Bluebelle - cute Kat and fine mouserGypsy Raphaela - who? what?The 'fine' specimens are respectively Bluebelle Werb (left) and Gypsy  Raphaela Edwards (right) - Bluebelle is a posh North London mouser while Gypsy lords it in an elevated position in South London.  Both have ideas above their station (Houndsditch..probably..)  Ruth is fondly attached to both.  Neither has the authority or majesty of Rose - unless you're into trains of course. Ruth has just written to say that Bluebelle is too well brung up to know what a mouse is.....and Rose says, "you can't fool me"

 

The 'Domino' effect in actionMitzieLeft and right are Domino and Mitzie, the owners of Caroline - a friend of SLLS.  They are fine katz, but obviously not as fine as a certain other kat...
Master Bertrand Buttons To my Left is a young Bertie Buttons aged 5 weeks, a companion for Bluebelle Brave Rose taking care of business.........and Rose says, "I eat Bluebells for breakfast...and Magpies...take a look at me 'taking care' of the one on the right!"